May 2013
zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
oomshi:
vegay:
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
jackoffrost:
“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
mishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
unfollower:
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
heartbreaks:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop past this stage
anniesscreams:
i think im gonna die when peeta says “if it weren’t for the baby”
nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
rnikedirnt:
rnikedirnt:
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
thinsiqnificant:
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
horcruxs:
u know those people who have a crush on someone then they actually start going out with them and get to kiss them and hold their hand and all that crap yeah i hate those people
rnedia:
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
